when the zeros line up on the 24 hour clock
© accioloki
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"I don’t really get that involved in social media, and when I do Google stuff I end up feeling ‘uggg’ whenever I read something not great. You attach to the negative thing like ‘that’s true’ and the positive stuff is never true."

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rncpriceley:

"misogyny is a made up tumblr meme"

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shit man how long has tumblr been around

no wonder all the good urls are fuckin taken 

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clintbarttons:

avengers 2 sypnosis:

  • everyone talks about what they have been doing since the first movie
  • clint just sits there staring into the camera like he’s in an episode of the office
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zistonian-battle-sign:

itsatriplemurderjawn:

buttsexsubtext:

Dear God

stark naked

did u just

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boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

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The newest color from crayola

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freakxwannaxbe:

imagine-loki:

Imagine Loki throwing rocks at your window in the middle of the night.

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effin’ magic powers, a girl can’t get any privacy

this tumblr has really fun drawing prompts, i might do more in the future

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gemmacorrell:

old comic, still true.
(I don’t know why ‘1981’ is on there…)

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gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle