do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
FUCKING LOGGING OUT
nine: don’t wander off
ten: don’t wander off
eleven: don’t wander off
I challenge anybody who wants a british boyfriend bc they think british boys are all like dan howell to sit through an entire episode of the inbetweeners and say they haven’t changed their mind.
Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things
"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."
Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh