Plot Twist

spookymeon:

The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.

(Source: fuchsimeon)

kawaiiserket:

Today a boy actually told me that the fact that I date girls is a real turn-off for guys and that I will never find a boyfriend. He was being entirely serious and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed in someone’s face so hard.

(Source: kawaiicircuit)

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

You’re my path.

(Source: emstonesdaily)

cumberbatchlives:

"Money or Sex?" (x)

(Source: lesbooty)

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

luciawestwick:

The Imitation Game. (x)

for-shits-and-hiddles:

dreamingmoonprincess:

krystl-meth:

clarknokent:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God.

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog…

amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

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